While watching some other show (I'm not sure if I actually WATCH too much TV or if I just always have it on in the background while working on other stuff) they keep advertising "Kimora Lee Simmons, Life in the Fab Lane" on the Style channel. Ok, first off, can you picture a frumpy middle-aged fat woman whose preferred mode of dress is scrubs (work) or sweats/track suits and sweatshirts or t-shirts watching the Style Channel? Obviously I could really give two farts in a category 5 hurricane about style. Second, could you see me giving two farts in a category 5 hurricane about hanging around with THAT kind of person, who is so wrapped up in appearances--and themselves--that they actually say things like "it's not always about me. Of course it should be."
Granted, I do by my own admission watch trash "reality" shows such as The Flavor of Love and Rock of Love, but that's a train wreck. They become inspiration for my own stress-relief comedy writing where I create shows featuring characters like Axe Man, Arsewipe the Ghoul, Zack Crackajack and Lord Iffy Boatrace the Transvestite. Lord Iffy isn't actually my character. I borrowed him from Bruce Dickinson, Iron Maiden's lead singer.
I do have "Kimora Lee Simmons" type characters too, believe it or not. There's Ivanna B. Ilona, Janice D'Ackinson, and the borrowed Quinn Morgendorffer, Tiffany Blum-Deckler and Sandi Griffin. Strangely, I make fun of them. Can you imagine that? After all, aren't all women supposed to be born with an empty space between our ears that we fill with images of the latest fashions?
Granted, I do by my own admission watch trash "reality" shows such as The Flavor of Love and Rock of Love, but that's a train wreck. They become inspiration for my own stress-relief comedy writing where I create shows featuring characters like Axe Man, Arsewipe the Ghoul, Zack Crackajack and Lord Iffy Boatrace the Transvestite. Lord Iffy isn't actually my character. I borrowed him from Bruce Dickinson, Iron Maiden's lead singer.
I do have "Kimora Lee Simmons" type characters too, believe it or not. There's Ivanna B. Ilona, Janice D'Ackinson, and the borrowed Quinn Morgendorffer, Tiffany Blum-Deckler and Sandi Griffin. Strangely, I make fun of them. Can you imagine that? After all, aren't all women supposed to be born with an empty space between our ears that we fill with images of the latest fashions?
