Tired of the same old political parties? Check out these unique alternatives, then come back and vote for your favorite!
The Cannibal Party
The Handy Party
The Porn Party
The Really Really Right Wing Reactionary Party
The Sewer Party
The Unspeakable Party
The Cannibal Party
The Handy Party
The Porn Party
The Really Really Right Wing Reactionary Party
The Sewer Party
The Unspeakable Party
8 comments:
i'm thinking im the unspeakable party..the last one..
The Unspeakable Party is a good choice. After all, why settle for the lesser evil?
Well, after all: The world needs professionals!
So I'm with Tricky Dick: Bring him back! Forget the wannabees, the half-backen semiprofessionals, the fools who think they could get away with it: It's time for a man who simply parks his ass in front of a camera and spits out lies, without regret, without thinking twice and who gives a damn whether anybody believes that shit or not. Look back at the Nixon years: Some stupid war, racial violence - trouble as we know it: But at the helm a man who makes us feel good, we can trust in, because we know: He's a pro!
Let the good times roll, wheel him in, Nixon's my man!
And with the addition of Flowering Kudzu as the perfect running mate, this is now the perfectly corrupt, power-hungry party.
Could'nt of said it better, Mago and Strange!!!!! Lets shut up the UnSpeakable's once and for all!!!!
I think you may have left out one.
At least the Porn Party is honest!
How about the swinging party? That's the one to be in!
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