For the kiddies

If any of you have kids or grandkids, they can go to this site and tell Santa what they want.

I want the IT guy to fix the computer at work. It's driving me bat shit! Every time I go to a site, I get a bunch of these stupid "incomplete DLL" messages. I'm not computer-savvy enough to know what to do about that shit, and anyway, I probably don't have the security clearance to be allowed to do anything about it. I downloaded the new Internet Exploder hoping to take care of it, but no go. I can't even play Neopets, and dammit, it's important to play Neopets when working the night shift! I have to let my inner brat out sometimes or it starts trying to find paint chips to eat. Which may give an idea of just what's wrong with me.

Happy Thanksgiving

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He's Back and Acting Like A Dick Again

I love Guns n Roses music, but is there any bigger wanker on earth than Axl Rose?
Axl is in your corner if you did not get your free Dr. Pepper on the day of the release of the long-awaited new Guns n Roses CD. He will have his lawyers sue Dr. Pepper on your behalf.
Can anybody say "publicity stunt?"
And everytime I see that cornrow 'do on his inflated head, I have this urge to run and find my garden shears.
Axl, unless you are singing, please shut your annoying mouth!
Any bets on how long it will be before the other band members can't stand working with this butthead--again?

Please sign this petition

Please this will only take 30 seconds of your time..

This is a call for signatures to a petition to help stop the LIVE skinning of cats & dogs. Yes that's right, LIVE... Imagine someone going up to your dog or cat and skinning it live. This is happening today in 2008 in China and it is DISGUSTING.


1) Head to http://animalsaviors.org
2) Watch the video to see it for yourself (see warning)
3) Sign the petition

WARNING: The video on that site is EXTREMELY graphic and definitely not for the faint hearted. If you are not the type who appreciates blood & gore, I recommend that you stick to the words on the site.

Please tell everyone.

Have Fun, Learn Stuff, Feed People

Improve your vocabulary while donating food! Click the banner to visit the Free Rice site. Play the word game and rice will be donated to the hungry. The overfed, long-haired, leaping gnome gives it two thumbs up!

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The Cheesemeister Cosmos

I've been working on the official Cheesemeister site, the Cheesemeister Cosmos, for a couple of hours now. It's kind of like housework--I get done and it doesn't really look like I did a damn thing. But I have! The Labyrinth page has more working links, and I started working on a page to list places where people can promote their blogs. What the Jobkiller is doing for affiliate work and the Porn Baboon and Master Bates are doing for XXX, the Cheesemeister will now do for blogs! Either that or I'll just fart around and waste time. It's all good!
My son will arrive this evening to stay for a week. Hell, I couldn't clean the house too good--it might unsettle him too much to find things in such an unfamiliar condition! ;-)