You just can't make things like this up! One of our residents, Mr. Demmy Kratt (ok, I did make his name up to avoid problems with HIPAA, since so many people read this blog) received an autographed picture of Duffer McCain and Punkinhead Palin in the mail. The message printed just below the picture was "Mr. Kratt: Thank you for your continued support of our party."
Mr. Kratt was understandably aghast, and yet terribly amused. A perfectly clear-headed senior citizen, he knows where his money goes, and he knows that he has never voluntarily contributed any money to the Republican party, let alone this particular cataclysmic duo. Thus he was scratching his rather level old head in bewilderment as to where they could have gotten the idea that he had taken part in supporting their madness. So he did the only thing he could do: got out a red pen and wrote in big beautiful (though somewhat shaky from arthritis acquired during his many years spent on the planet) block letters:
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!!!
He then took his red pen and put red X's over the faces of the offending parties.
Although simple, Demmy's retort says it all.
Please keep the venerable Demmy Kratt in your hearts today. After all, he did suffer a terrible shock at the hands of the Republican party.
