Incredible Wisdom

This statement of incredible brilliance comes from the new Gerri Atrik Retirement Community Online Employee Training Manual. You will wonder how you ever lived without this incredible knowledge which is incredible.

*You can't predict workplace violence. It's unpredictable.*

For Lovers of the Truly Inane

Click Here to read a lightly fictionalized news story about the incredibly important assignment bestowed on me by my boss. This may help you understand why my forehead is perpetually bruised from banging it against the desk or the nearest wall.

Bosses

Click here to read a slightly exaggerated version of a recent exchange between me and our department's administrator.