Screwed!

I have only been driving my Escort during the day due to the license plate lights being burned out. Today I decided to get off my lazy ass and replace them. But lo and behold, the screws are rusted in and stripped. If I had a power drill, I could buy some of those Grabits and get them out of there. But I can't seem to justify spending $50 and probably more on a power drill and $30 on the Grabit to replace a $2 part when its cheaper to buy the lighted license plate frame.
Even though I will look like a wigger if I have one of these on my car, it really does seem to be the best option.

In other news, your blog may have been spammed by this message:

I hate to spam other people's blogs so I usually never do it. But I have been having zero luck getting participants for my first annual story contest. The topic is the horrors of fruitcake. (Which happened to be inspired by one of your posts.) Since anybody with even a modicum of talent should be able to beat the ridiculous example I wrote, y'all are missing out if you don't c'mon down and give it a shot! You will gain infamy, misfortune and disdain...oh wait. That's the last review for Death Cheese. I mean, you will gain fame, fortune and acclaim. That's right, click here and you too can join the ranks of the best! Or at least you can have fun and win priceless prizes.

Yeah, that was me. Sorry about the Spam. Spam sucks. But I really would like to get some entries besides me in my story contest!

New Look! New name! Big contest with great prizes!

Welcome to the Playroom! Hopefully we'll all have fun here. And for the first bit of fun, please come to the Creative Crabbing Blog and enter the great Fruitcake Horror Story contest with REAL prizes! It just wouldn't be Xmahannuramakwanzyule without Evil Fruitcake, now would it?

Science Project

I need three more "subjects" for my final science project. All you have to do is answer a few questions, it would really help me a lot.

1. Are your earlobes attached or unattached?

2. Can you roll your tongue?

3.When you hold your thumb up and pretend to be the Fonz, is your thumb straight without much of a bend, or does it bend back to a significant degree?

4. Is there hair on any part of your middle finger?

5. When you clasp your hands, is the right or the left thumb on top?

6. When you bend your wrist back, do you feel two or three tendons?

Thanks, I'd really appreciate it!

Please see this with a sense of humor!

http://www.okcupid.com/slut

It was all "back in the day." I ain't been there or done that in almost 10 years now.

The Sleaze Quiz

My score was 132 on the Sleaze Quiz, which apparently means I'm enjoying life to the max. Or at least I was 25 years ago!

The Dr. Seuss Purity Test

However, according to the Dr. Seuss Purity Test, I am 72% Pure!
This test is hilarious, take it now!

The Hundred Question Purity Tests

26% Pure

http://www.penddraig.co.uk/pen/tests/purity.htm

This test is kind of amusing. When you're an old fart like me it skews the results a bit because unless you took a vow of celibacy, you've had sex, probably more than once. But I don't think I'll get any less pure unless I suddenly go real freako in my old age, and I doubt anyone wants to see that much sagging, fat flesh all at once.