Well well well! Bret Michaels (and his bandana to hold his hair extensions in place) has a new houseful of hoe-bags on his exciting and sooo totally real "Rock of Love" show. What does it say about me that I get a kick out of watching this trash? Please don't ask! I do enjoy lampooning it on the Rattling Bones Undead Musician Magazine blog, though. We've already had "The Flavor of Arsewipe" where Arsewipe romanced 20 skanks to end up with his soul mate, "Pig Squealin'" Dewey Banjer. Currently we're running "The Flavor of Axe" where Axe Man is down to choosing between Black Metal Tinkerbell, Bootz, Flowering Kudzu, and Veronica Zombie. And once Axe has chosen the...um...love of his life, we will be featuring 49-year-old virgin Lord Iffy Boatrace choosing the "lady" who will relieve him of his virginity. Good stuff!
Meanwhile on the Cock of Love, we've already identified at least one scary possible transsexual. There's one in every one of these shows. Fake boobs and tramp stamps aplenty--yech!
The Flavor of Love blog does much better writeups of the train wreck trash shows than I do. Check 'em out. They're a lot of fun.
Meanwhile on the Cock of Love, we've already identified at least one scary possible transsexual. There's one in every one of these shows. Fake boobs and tramp stamps aplenty--yech!
The Flavor of Love blog does much better writeups of the train wreck trash shows than I do. Check 'em out. They're a lot of fun.
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Wow. And we thought the Wheel of Fortune was exciting. Now that Merv has gone to the other side, maybe he could produce an undead version of Jeopardy. Now that would make my toenails curl.
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