Cheesy "Vacation"

The Cheesemeister hates to disappoint her billions and billions of fans--so sorry, little people--but as she is leaving for the Western slope on Thursday morning (and running around like a chicken with its head cut off on Wednesday) even though she is taking her computer with her you may not hear from her again till Monday when she returns. Yes, I know, you can barely stand the thought that there will be none of my scintillating words of wisdom.

In the meantime, visit the Vault of Tuneage, where you can hear some good songs.

In other shit news, my fucking wages are being garnished for an old medical bill that I hadn't been able to pay. Shit, fuck, damn, piss, hell, motherfucker!!!!!

That oughta about cover it. I keep trying not to file for bankruptcy, but sometimes I just don't know.

Here's a thrash metal band called Tankard performing "I Need Money For Beer." Several of their songs are about beer, including "Die With A Beer In Your Hand" and "Space Beer." I think they might like beer. Which is probably why they named the band Tankard.

I Wish I Were A Beer

You Are Bud Light

You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it. In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk! You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar. You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience.

What's Your Beer Personality?

Actually my stomach doesn't like Bud. It's too acidic. The last beer I had was actually a Mickey's Big Mouth. But I guess that technically that's malt liquor anyway.

I USED TO be an enthusiastic drinker, you mean. I guess I'm still a lush at heart! ;-p

Nowadays a six pack lasts me six months and holding my liquor means I actually finished a bottle of beer.