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Showing posts with label broke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label broke. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Cheesy "Vacation"

The Cheesemeister hates to disappoint her billions and billions of fans--so sorry, little people--but as she is leaving for the Western slope on Thursday morning (and running around like a chicken with its head cut off on Wednesday) even though she is taking her computer with her you may not hear from her again till Monday when she returns. Yes, I know, you can barely stand the thought that there will be none of my scintillating words of wisdom.
In the meantime, visit the Vault of Tuneage, where you can hear some good songs.
In other shit news, my fucking wages are being garnished for an old medical bill that I hadn't been able to pay. Shit, fuck, damn, piss, hell, motherfucker!!!!!
That oughta about cover it. I keep trying not to file for bankruptcy, but sometimes I just don't know.
Here's a thrash metal band called Tankard performing "I Need Money For Beer." Several of their songs are about beer, including "Die With A Beer In Your Hand" and "Space Beer." I think they might like beer. Which is probably why they named the band Tankard.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Beyond Broke


If there's such a thing as beyond broke, this might well qualify.

I'm 20 cents shy of being able to buy the packet of mini donuts from the vending machine.

Not that I really need the mini donuts...

But it would be nice to know I could have 'em if I wanted 'em!

Being broke SUCKS!

And I really am kinda hungry.
This fellow does a great job covering the guitar part on the Limp Bizkit song "I'm Broke." I saw them in concert nearly nine years ago now. One of the best shows I've ever been to except that Eminem opened for them and to be honest, I find him annoying as hell. I know a lot of people like him, though. To each their own.
Here's a funny picture for your head: Old broad in mosh pit. I really was! I stayed on the outer edges but I was part of it for whatever fool reason that possessed me. Probably bipolar hypomania. I ended up with bruised ribs but to be honest, I don't regret doing it. I had a great time!