In it you will see earth-shattering things. The fact that our president elect bowls like me, for one. His high score was a 38. My all time high is a 42. You will not be seeing either of us at any bowling competitions anytime soon. Unless it's in the Big Losers Bowling League, for those whose bowling scores are consistently well below 100.
You will see Hillary Clinton whoopin' it up at Ugly Grace's, among other places. Hillary knows how to party!
You will see pigs, and Sarah Palin, wearing lipstick. The pig, however, was not wearing $150,000 (approximately 666,666,666 Quatloos) worth of clothes.
For the boys, you will get to see "Obama Girl" and Paris Hilton in very little clothing. Guess "Obama Girl" got dissed when Obama said that he wished she'd thought about his wife and daughters when she got undressed on his behalf. I reckon his wife could laugh it off, but it might be a little shocking for his daughters. At any rate, Mrs. Obama could always open a can of Whoop Ass if she was really taken aback.
And then there was the "terrorist fist bump" between the new First Couple. When even Pat Buchanan sees this as ridiculous, you know it must be pretty damn ridiculous.
People really are the silliest creatures. It's amazing we haven't managed to make ourselves exstinct yet.
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most of the people that smoke weed now is a direct result from having bush in charge for 8 fucking years...
That was a great video link.
The Fox reporter never smells anything at Republican gatherings because oxycotin is a pill. You do not smoke it. And you can snort cocaine.
I think that in the future, anyone who wants to light up at a political event should just make pot brownies. Or what the hell - pot chocolate chip cookies.
And to be such an expert in pot smoke smell - you have to have smoked it. The more you have smoked, the better tuned in your nose is.
I can smell a toke from 100 yards away. Just throwing that out there.
It's amazing we haven't managed to make ourselves exstinct yet.
Yup, that alone must speak for the existence of deitie(s).
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